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PUPZEMPIC

THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW.

Meet the world's fattest pup. She's on a weight-loss journey. Allegedly.

One pup. Unlimited appetite. Zero cardio.

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Pupzempic, an extremely chubby orange-and-white Shiba Inu sitting on the floor and smiling

Day 1 of diet

POSTPONED.

TOO FAT TO FAIL

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Patient File #001

MEET THE PATIENT.

Doctors hate her. Veterinarians are confused. She's just hungry.

Non-compliant

PATIENT PROFILE

Confidential-ish

Name
Pupzempic
Breed
Shiba Inu
Occupation
Full-Time Eater
Favorite Food
All of It
Daily Steps
12
Gym Membership
Canceled
Diet Status
Starts Tomorrow
Current Weight
None of Your Business

Interactive Treatment

SHE'S STILL HUNGRY.

One more treat won't hurt. Right?

Treats consumed

Belly capacity0%

Counter lives only in your browser. No dogs were actually fed in the making of this website.

Clinical Results

HER WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY.

Progress is not always linear. Hers isn't even happening.

Goal: Down

Actual: Up. Way up.

+124% chonk

Goal weight (lol)

Wk 1

Wk 2

Wk 3

Wk 4

Wk 5

Wk 6

Wk 7

Y-axis measured in Chonk Units. All values are made up. Like her diet plan.

MondayDiet Starts Tomorrow.
TuesdayCheat Day.
WednesdayCheat Day Again.
ThursdayRest Day.
FridayTreat Yourself.
SaturdayBulking Season.
SundayWeigh-In Canceled.

Total weight lost

0 LBS

Total excuses made

UNLIMITED

Disclaimer: This is fictional comedy. It is not a real medical, weight-loss, or veterinary program.

As Seen On Absolutely Nothing

INTRODUCING THE PUPZEMPIC PROGRAM.

The revolutionary program that changes absolutely nothing.

Step 1

EAT

Eat whatever you want.

Step 2

NAP

Rest is essential. Especially after eating.

Step 3

REPEAT

Results may vary. Appetite won't.

100% OF PUPS SURVEYED WANT ANOTHER TREAT.^*

*Fictional survey. Sample size: one pup. She was eating during the interview. Not a real statistic.

Pupzempic is a joke, not a medication. Please ask an actual vet about your actual dog.

Real Results*

THE TRANSFORMATION.

Pupzempic before the program — BEFORE: FAT.

Pupzempic after the program — AFTER: STILL FAT.

*Same photo. Same pup. Same appetite.

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All Gains. No Weight Loss.$PUPZ
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Token Info

BIG PUP. BIG ENERGY.

$PUPZ

The heaviest coin on Solana. Probably.

Token Name: Pupzempic
Ticker: $PUPZ
Blockchain: Solana
Contract Address: Coming Soon

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Where every day is cheat day.

"We don't run. We roll."

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